Fargaze was built to keep an eye on the King of the South and the mokrug clans the served it. Currently it serves as a quiet refuge for the afflicted of the southern towns, and is overseen by Fife and Zuesh. Though the parts of the structure that collapsed during the battle with the King are still largely unrepaired, Fargaze remains a fortress of formidable security.

The  Mekalogues were built disregarding the First Law of Science, so they lack the reliability that Superfluous Complexity adds to contraptionisms. They are often found broken down in the back tunnels near the cities of Klox, having failed in the middle of some terrible directive that certainly would have ended in the gruesome dismemberment of many good gentlemen and ladies. It is considered impolite to speak of the madness that wrought these things, and one hopes it will only be a matter of decades before all record of that dark period is stricken from living memory.

Okay, the job this was for was distasteful to my delicate sensibilities in a lot of ways, and I’m not sure what happened in the end except that I wasn’t paid the last $200 I was owed, but you know what, this is not a bad drawing. I was doing things with the shading that I need to get back to. Also I really like that head.

It seems like sometimes you lock yourself away behind a magic seal with 7 arcane locks that can only be opened by 7 unique keys that have been hidden in the dreams of robots that exist in a future that only has a 1% chance of occurring in a million years and you suddenly think “hey wasn’t there some stuff I wanted to do” and then you throw the counterspell nobody knew you had all along and BAM you’re ready to kill heroes and ride hellmonkeys again. I mean, if you never burn anyone’s soul with acidfire then how would anyone even know you’re an evil sorcerer?

Hey. I haven’t done one of these in a while. Cut me some slack.

I have had many websites over the years, but this one is going to be the best, because I pledge to forget about it immediately instead of after a few months of sporadic posting. As soon as I forget about this website, I am going to sex the shit out of you. You are going to have no idea what hit you. You will be like, “I think I just got mad sexed, because yes, I appear to be covered in orgasms” and then I’ll grab a sandwich from your fridge and BAM I’m out the door, not even thinking about your stupid feelings.

I’m the first one to post on this blog.