It seems like sometimes you lock yourself away behind a magic seal with 7 arcane locks that can only be opened by 7 unique keys that have been hidden in the dreams of robots that exist in a future that only has a 1% chance of occurring in a million years and you suddenly think “hey wasn’t there some stuff I wanted to do” and then you throw the counterspell nobody knew you had all along and BAM you’re ready to kill heroes and ride hellmonkeys again. I mean, if you never burn anyone’s soul with acidfire then how would anyone even know you’re an evil sorcerer?
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I have had many websites over the years, but this one is going to be the best, because I pledge to forget about it immediately instead of after a few months of sporadic posting. As soon as I forget about this website, I am going to sex the shit out of you. You are going to have no idea what hit you. You will be like, “I think I just got mad sexed, because yes, I appear to be covered in orgasms” and then I’ll grab a sandwich from your fridge and BAM I’m out the door, not even thinking about your stupid feelings.
I’m the first one to post on this blog.

